Mothers and Sisters of Russia!

The English are only here to restore order. Your government has left your fathers, sons and brothers out to die. Instead of recalling them home to protect against the German aggression, your government has striped your southern fleet, which once protected you from the Infidels to the south, to feed its thirst for random attacks and bloodshed. St. Petersburg is now safe from these barbaric practices. Ask your northern relatives how the food stocks now flow abundantly into the markets. Do not hate the northern protectors of your relatives, we are only providing the best for them.

Sincerely,
The English Department of Russian Relations