The Tsar announced today the publication of a new book, penned by his majesty. The book is tentatively titled "Top Russian Strategies: How to Rule Europe."
Below is an excerpt from the soon to be published book:
Russian to-do list for ruling Europe...
1) Capture Sweden. If this should fail, drink some vodka and plot revenge.
2) Attack Austria. If this should fail give up and hope Austria leaves you alone...
If they don't...drink some vodka.
3) Sell your military services to the highest bidder (e.g. whoever will attack someone else and not Mother Russia) share some vodka with them.
4) Capture Holland by any means possible...be prepared to sell it to the highest bidder (see #3 for definition of Highest bidder)
5) Consolidate your forces by working with whoever is left...Drink more vodka. Hope for the best
The book should hit the bookshelves soon...!
Russian Publication Ministry