... No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet.
That's right - not one funny line... Unless it was the one about the two blokes that walked into a bar... You would have thought the second guy could see it coming...
No? Oh, all right then. Scotland takes the Emerald Isle as a prize, and the Anglo-Saxons hold their own against the Norse-Swedish hordes but lose vast swaths of land on the continent...
One retreat is necessary from the Scots as Norse fleets close in. Deadline for the Early Winter 831 retreat will be set for Thursday, June 12th (11:59 PM GMT). Please let me know if you spot any errors. Cheers!
Trout
Movement results for Fall of 831. (DC 161 831 FALL)
Scots: F Circinn - Firth of Forth (*Fails*).
Scots: F Dal Riada - Strathclyde.
Scots: F Hebridean Sea Hold.
Scots: F Irish Sea - Leinster.
Scots: A Meath Supports F Irish Sea - Leinster.
Scots: F Moray Firth Supports F Circinn - Firth of Forth (*Dislodged*).
Britons: F Atlantic Ocean - Dyfed (*Fails*).
Britons: F Brittany - Neustria.
Britons: A Hwicce Supports A Powys - Gwent.
Britons: F Lyme Bay - Cornwall (*Bounce*).
Britons: A Mercia Hold.
Britons: A Powys - Gwent (*Fails*).
Norse: F Arctic Ocean - Scapa Flow.
Norse: F East Anglia - Kent (*Fails*).
Norse: F Firth of Forth Supports F Rogaland Coast - Moray Firth (*Cut*).
Norse: F North Sea - Rogaland Coast.
Norse: F Norwegian Sea Supports F Rogaland Coast - Moray Firth.
Norse: F Rogaland Coast - Moray Firth.
Norse: A Sogn Hold.
AngloSaxons: F Dyfed Supports A Gwynned.
AngloSaxons: A Gwent - Powys (*Fails*).
AngloSaxons: A Gwynned Supports A Gwent - Powys.
AngloSaxons: F Kent Hold.
AngloSaxons: A Somerset - Cornwall (*Bounce*).
AngloSaxons: F Strait of Dover Supports F Kent.
AngloSaxons: A Sussex Supports F Kent.
Swedes: A Frisia Supports A Saxony - Austrasia.
Swedes: F Jelling - North Sea.
Swedes: A Middle Anglia Supports F East Anglia - Kent.
Swedes: A Pomerania - Saxony.
Swedes: A Saxony - Austrasia.
Swedes: F Skane - Bay of Pomerania.
Swedes: F The Wash Supports F West Frisian Coast.
Swedes: F West Frisian Coast Supports F East Anglia - Kent.
The following units were dislodged:
Scottish F Moray Firth can retreat to Fortrenn or Cait.
Unit locations:
Scots: F Circinn, F Hebridean Sea, F Leinster, A Meath, F Moray Firth, F
Strathclyde.
Britons: F Atlantic Ocean, A Hwicce, F Lyme Bay, A Mercia, F Neustria, A
Powys.
Norse: F East Anglia, F Firth of Forth, F Moray Firth, F Norwegian Sea, F
Rogaland Coast, F Scapa Flow, A Sogn.
AngloSaxons: F Dyfed, A Gwent, A Gwynned, F Kent, A Somerset, F Strait of
Dover, A Sussex.
Swedes: A Austrasia, F Bay of Pomerania, A Frisia, A Middle Anglia, F North
Sea, A Saxony, F The Wash, F West Frisian Coast.
Ownership of supply centers:
Scots: Cait, Circinn, Dal Riada, Fortrenn, Leinster, Meath, Strathclyde,
Ulster.
Britons: Cornwall, Deira, Mercia, Neustria, Powys.
Norse: Agder, East Anglia, Hordaland, Jelling, Ribe, Trondelag, Vestfold.
AngloSaxons: Brittany, Gwent, Gwynned, Hamptonshire, Kent.
Swedes: Austrasia, Frisia, Gotar, Lappland, Pomerania, Prussia, Roskilde,
Skane, Svear.
Gaels: 0 Supply centers, 0 Units: Builds 0 units.
Scots: 8 Supply centers, 6 Units: Builds 2 units.
Britons: 5 Supply centers, 6 Units: Removes 1 unit.
Norse: 7 Supply centers, 7 Units: Builds 0 units.
AngloSaxons: 5 Supply centers, 7 Units: Removes 2 units.
Danes: 0 Supply centers, 0 Units: Builds 0 units.
Swedes: 9 Supply centers, 8 Units: Builds 1 unit.
NEXT DEADLINE: EARLY WINTER 831 RETREATS DUE THURSDAY, JUNE 12TH (11:59 PM GMT)!!