As Spring came in 1908
The Sultan sought to tempt his fate
A song he wrote within his trench
And despite the Arch-duke's monkey wrench
Turkey's Song proved forever great.
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Hi gents,
Turkey spins a tune that seems hauntingly familiar as Italy shifts focus and England takes no chances with his convoys this time around. One disband from the Spring moves, the ill-fated Berlin force from Turkey, but no retreats are required.
We move on into Fall 1908 with the order deadline set for Thursday, December 20th (11:59 PM GMT). Please just let me know if you spot any errors.
Cheers guys. Happy reading!!
Trout
DC-116 Vogon's Revenge A Standard Game
Game Started:
Current Turn: Spring 1908
Next Deadline: Fall 1908 Orders Thursday, December 20th (11:59 PM GMT)
The Rowdy Cast
Austria: Doug Colex dcolex1@netzero.net
England: Jason K. Githraine@yahoo.com
France: Dem Young demjyoung@yahoo.com
Germany: Mikael Johannsen m_don_j@hotmail.com
Italy: Neil Smark smark6@ozemail.com.au
Russia: Jorge Saralegui jorgesaralegui@verizon.net
Turkey: Mike Sims mike@southwall.com
Humble GM: Former Trout former.trout@gmail.com
CURRENT SEASON:
FALL 1907 TURKISH PRESS:
A long, long time ago… I can still remember… how those Russians used to cheat and lie…
But I knew if I had my chance… that I could lure them with my chants… and maybe they'd survive… a little while…
But A and I did make me shiver… with every email undelivered… bad news on the warfront… I couldn't take… one more lump.
I can't remember if I cried… when I read about that Russian guy… No, I got an itch and scratched my hide…
The day… The Russian… Died…
And they were singin… Bye, bye to Motherland of Rye
They were movin now they're losin-- their momentum subsides
Now the good old boys drink their vodka all night…
Singin this'll be the day Russia died…
… This'll be the day Russia died….
Did you have faith in that book we love…
The one about the blue bird and the dove… yeah I told ya so.
Now do you believe it's time to rock and roll!
Can good moves save our mortal soul… And can we make it happen… real slow….
Cuz I want him to remember this for the game -- cuz his refusal to listen… was so lame..
We all shall win real soon…
Man I dig this change of tune!!! Whew!
I was a lonely shepherding peaceful Turk!
Till the Russian attacked me… like a… ;-)
But now it's time to get to work.
The day… the Russian… Dies.
And they were singin… Bye, bye to Motherland of Rye
They were movin now they're losin-- their momentum subsides
Now the good old boys drink their vodka all night…
Singin this'll be the day Russia died…
… This'll be the day Russia died….
Now for three years… I've been on my own.
While no one threw me a frikkin bone
But that's not how it's gonna be. When the Queen moved her fleets to the Med
Italy knew he'd soon be dead
And the fat lady? Yeah that alllllll she said…
Oh, and while the Tzar was looking down, the others… stole his lame-ass crown.
They tossed him out of Ser… Repaid for deaths in Ber…
And while Russia read the grim results.
The trio practiced new insults.
And we sang our dirges free of guilts.
The day. The Russian…. Died.
And they were singin… Bye, bye to Motherland of Rye
They were movin now they're losin-- their momentum subsides
Now the good old boys drink their vodka all night…
Singin this'll be the day Russia died…
… This'll be the day Russia died….
I met a player… who sang the blues.
And I asked him for the chance to choose… But he just smiled and turned away.
I went around to the others galore… And I asked them to attack me no more…
But the others… said that they just… couldn't play….
And in the streets… the children screamed…
While Rum was toast… and Ser got reamed…
But many words were spoken… the vic'try pipe soon be to'ken…
And the three things I admire most… my family, friends… and royal goat…
They sent to Moscow one last note…
"Good day. Now Moscow… Dies."
And they were singin… Bye, bye to Motherland of Rye
They were movin now they're losin-- their momentum subsides
Now the good old boys drink their vodka all night…
Singin this'll be the day Russia died…
… This'll be the day Russia died….
FALL 1907 ORDERS:
AUSTRIA:
A bud support A SEr OK
A Vie support A Bud OK
ENGLAND:
A Breast Hold OK
A Lon M Pic OK
A Edi M Bel OK
F Nth Convoy Edi to Bel OK
F Eng Convoy A Lon to Pic OK
F Mid Atlantic M Western Med [BOUNCE with TUN 1:1]
F Gas M Mid Atl [BOUNCE with MAO 1:1]
FRANCE:
A Paris - Hold OK
ITALY:
Army Albania – Serbia [BOUNCE with SER 3:3]
Army Trieste support army Albania – Serbia OK
Army Venice – Tyrolia OK
Fleet gulf of Lyon – Spain (sc) OK
Fleet Portugal support Fleet Gulf of Lyon – Spain (sc) OK
Army Marseilles support Fleet Gulf of Lyon – Spain (sc) OK
Fleet Ionian Sea – Tunis [BOUNCE with TUN 1:1]
Fleet Tunis – Western Mediterranean [BOUNCE with MAO 1:1]
RUSSIA:
F Hol-Kie OK
F GoB-Bal OK
A Sil-Ber OK
A Mun S A Sil-Ber OK
A War-Pru OK
A Ser S A Alb-Gre VOID (No Such Order)
A Rum S A Ser OK
A Gal S A Rum OK
A Ukr S F Sev OK
F Sev S A Rum [CUT by ARM]
TURKEY:
F AEG-Gre OK
A Bul S Alb-Ser OK
A Con S Bul OK
F Arm-Sev [BOUNCE with SEV 2:2]
F Black S Arm-Sev OK
A Ber writes a song in light of the coming Russian raids… [DISCOMBOBULATED by SIL 2:1]
SUMMER 1908 RETREATS:
Turkish A Berlin is Automatically Disbanded
UNIT / SUPPLY CENTER BREAKDOWN
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AUSTRIA:
2 Supply Centers - Vie, Bud
2 Armies - Bud, Vie
0 Fleets -
ENGLAND:
7 Supply Centers - Lon, Edi, Bre, Den, Nwy, Bel, Lvp
3 Armies - Bre, Pic, Bel
4 Fleets - Nth, Eng, Gas, Mao
FRANCE:
1 Supply Center - Par
1 Army - Par
0 Fleets -
ITALY:
8 Supply Centers - Nap, Rom, Tun, Spa, Tri, Por, Mar, Ven
4 Armies - Mar, Tri, Alb, Tyl
4 Fleets - Tun, Por, Ion, Spa(sc)
RUSSIA:
10 Supply Centers - Mos, War, Sev, Stp, Swe, Kie, Mun, Hol, Rum, Ser
7 Armies - Ser, Ber, Mun, Rum, Gal, Ukr, Pru
3 Fleets - Kie, Bal, Sev
TURKEY:
6 Supply Centers - Ank, Con, Smy, Gre, Bul, Ber
2 Armies - Bul, Con
3 Fleets - Gre, Bla, Arm
GERMANY - ELIMINATED 1906
NEXT DEADLINE: FALL 1908 ORDERS DUE THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20TH (11:59 PM GMT)!!
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