Attenzione, attenzione! Vistoso stato trasmissione! We would like to alert all Western powers of the operating status of our transmission towers. They are fully functional and awaiting your call. Operators are bored as hell and standing by. Italian alliance now 50% off, cooperation a staggering 85% off. We have a grand history of conquering everything in sight. Julius Caesar, Augustus Caesar, Charlemagne if he was actually Holy Roman. Remember those crusades? Want the good old days of murderin' and pillagin', and without any worry of "international backlash?" So do we! Unless you don't. Then screw the old days, we welcome the future! Whatever it is you want, we'll also tell you we want! It's just that simple. Input desires, output results!