You know it's a good thing we have such a neighborhood watch going on here, everyone looking out for the missing kids on the milk cartons...
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MISSING: Younger sister of the Great Tacky Lawn Gnome. Answers to Vicky Pinkpampernoodlefluffikins or "Fluffy". Age: Old enough, fellas. Last seen on - what is this... wednesday? I guess maybe - Monday at Wal-Mart frequented by Trolls, Ogres, Barbarians, and Goth kids who are totally not conforming - I mean the undead. - Reward for any information that leads her to that lawn we needed her to attend to... and I guess her family.
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