Know that sound a train makes when it slams into a brick wall and every car crunches up against all the cars in front of it, leaving a big mess of smushed up cars on the tracks?  Well that's the sound we hear in our northern waters as a multinational line of fleets hits a lurch in the Faerie Kingdom of Ella.
 
And you know that sound that Homer Simpson makes?  Well that's the sound we hear from the Undead as some confusion around the central island leads to a small Elven stronghold.  "Doh!"
 
And did you hear the one about the Barbarian, the Dwarf and the Hobbit who walked into a Dip game and all got eliminated?
 
What.  Were you expecting something more?  That's it.  You're out! 
 
Sorry Joey, Ross and Brian!  We're down to 13 players remaining...  Hope you enjoyed the not-so-fruitful 5 years...
 
Not a single retreat this autumn so it's straight to winter:
 
Archers: Build 2
Centaurs: Build 1
Elves: Remove 1
Gnomes: Remove 1
Knights: Build 1
Nomads: Remove 1
Ogres: Build 1
Pirates: Build 2
Samurai: Build 3
Trolls: Build 1
Wizards: Remove 1
 
By Friday 3pm Central if we can, to get you some results by the weekend.

 
*Eliminated* Dwarves: Remove A Thd

*Eliminated* Hobbits: Remove A Ear
*Eliminated* Barbarians: Nothing to Remove
 
And here's your results...
 
Archers:
A Prydain Supports F Kingdom of Hearts
F Ella - Oz (*Fails*)
F Kingdom of Hearts Supports F Andarien Plain (*Cut*)
A Spiral Castle Supports F Kingdom of Hearts
A Maze of Regrets Hold
A Strawberry Fields Supports F CHOCOLATE RIVER - Vinyaya
F Cliffs of Insanity - RIFT CANYON
F CHOCOLATE RIVER - Vinyaya
F HORNED BAY Supports A Strawberry Fields
 
Centaurs:
A Anvard - Cathal
A Tumnus - Immoren (*Fails*)
A Undermountain Supports A Mount Nimro (*Ordered to Move*)
A Immoren - Sleepy Hollow (*Fails*)
A Cave of Ordeals Supports F Newa River
A Pendaran Wood Supports A Anvard - Cathal
F CELESTIAL DELTA - BEAVERSDAM (*Fails*)
F BEAVERSDAM - TILVA STRAIT (*Fails*)
 
Dwarves:
A Thirsty Desert - City of Splendors (*Fails*)
 
Elves:
F Terabithia Supports F Pwyll - The Old Gristmill
A Uhl Belk - Skellington (*Bounce*)
A Thra Supports F Pwyll - The Old Gristmill
F Pwyll - The Old Gristmill
F NORTH RAINBOW LAKE Supports F Terabithia
 
Faeries:
A Mount Nimro - Carpantha
A Vinyaya - Oz
F Oz - CHOCOLATE RIVER
F Dimmsdale Supports F TILVA STRAIT - NORTH MIRIANIC OCEAN
           (*Cut*)
A Dragons Teeth Mtns - Land of Sweets
A Acme Acres Supports A Vinyaya - Oz
 
Gnomes:
F Khemri - Newa River (*Fails*)
A Sleepy Hollow - Cathal (*Fails*)
F Groves of Academe Supports F Khemri - Newa River
A Daniloth - Hundred Acre Wood
A Starkadh - Gwynir
F Andarien Plain Supports F Kingdom of Hearts (*Cut*)
A Eridu Supports F Andarien Plain
 
Hobbits:
A Hollow Earth, no move received
 
Knights:
A GuTanoth Supports F Heavens Well - Paras Derval (*Fails*)
A Paras Derval - Andarien Plain (*Fails*)
A Brennin Supports A Paras Derval - Andarien Plain
F Ashan - Walk of Clouds (*Fails*)
F Heavens Well - Paras Derval (*Fails*)
A River Saeren - Kingdom of Hearts (*Fails*)
F TILVA STRAIT - NORTH MIRIANIC OCEAN (*Fails*)
 
Nomads:
A Myth Drannor - Mount Nimro
A Walk of Clouds - Dimmsdale (*Fails*)
F CHURNING REACH Convoys A Myth Drannor - Mount Nimro
F WEST MIRIANIC OCEAN Supports A Myth Drannor - Mount Nimro
F EAST MIRIANIC OCEAN Supports A Myth Drannor - Mount Nimro
F NORTH MIRIANIC OCEAN - Ella (*Fails*)
 
Ogres:
A Prekkendorran Hts Supports F THREE RIVER LAKE - Gelfling
A Tuatha Supports A Merrow
A Fafhrd - Hoarluk
A Merrow Supports A Tuatha
F Myrtle - SOUTH RAINBOW LAKE
A Florin Supports F THREE RIVER LAKE - Gelfling
A Twisted Tunnels - Undermountain (*Fails*)
A Venatori Umbrarum - Temple of Doom
F THUNDERHEAD Supports F Myrtle - SOUTH RAINBOW LAKE
F THREE RIVER LAKE - Gelfling
 
Pirates:
A Mordor - Candlekeep
F Riku - HIGH SEAS (*Fails*)
A Never Never Land Hold
F GRIEF REEF Supports F Riku - HIGH SEAS
F MERMAIDS LAGOON - Far Far Away (*Fails*)
F GULF OF LUHN - Land Ho
 
Samurai:
F Rohan - SEA OF FALLEN STARS
F Lindon - BABEL BEACH
A Krikkit - Thirsty Desert (*Fails*)
A Two Towers Supports A Mordor - Candlekeep
A Spirit Pond Supports A The Wilderland - Nowwhat
A France - City of Splendors
A Shining Stream Supports A France - City of Splendors
A The Wilderland - Nowwhat
F WAY THE HECK Supports A Never Never Land
 
Trolls:
F Newa River Supports F Khemri - Hundred Acre Wood (*Void*)
F Kahvi Supports F HIGH SEAS
A Plains of Dust - Grendel
F Abby Normal Supports F HIGH SEAS
A Sables Swamp - Never Never Land (*Fails*)
A Far Far Away Supports A Sables Swamp - Never Never Land (*Cut*)
A Yggdrasil Supports A Undermountain
F HIGH SEAS Convoys A Sables Swamp - Never Never Land
 
Undead:
A Skullcap - Uhl Belk (*Fails*)
A Corona Supports A Palmaris - To-Gai-Ru
A The Old Gristmill Supports F Dhunia - Terabithia (*Disbanded*)
A Palmaris - To-Gai-Ru
F Dhunia Supports A The Old Gristmill - Terabithia (*Void*)
F THE MAW - Skellington (*Bounce*)
F WEST SEA OF SHADOWS - Everglot
F SAVAGE SEA Supports F Dhunia - Terabithia (*Void*)
F ZEBOIMS DEEP Supports A The Old Gristmill
 
Wizards:
A Candlekeep - Waterdeep
A Great Glacier Hold
A Zhentil Keep - Silvanesti
A Valley of Lost Honor - Cormyr
F RESTLESS WATERS - RAZORS EDGE
F RAZORS EDGE - RIVER OF THE DAWN