And now, a haiku, brought to you by the Pirates...

Doomed arrow shootersDesperately seeking alliesGnomes on the doorstep
On Thu, Feb 23, 2012 at 12:05 AM, Mike Hoffman <mrh(at)panix.com> wrote:

Stab
immoral thrust
hold enemies at bay, friends closer
soft spots exploited
blood trails, angry words and threats thrown

victor and spoils
Ha, not likely
All stab the stabber

What do I win?

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"Sit Long, Talk Much, Laugh Often" -- anon
"Shared Pain is lessened, Shared Joy is increased" --- Spider Robinson




On Wed, Feb 22, 2012 at 5:45 PM, Justin Card <justin(at)darkenedpath.com> wrote:

In honor of our first unsolicited contestant, the gnomes would like to announce the creation of our first triennial bad poetry contest.  Please submit all entries by Spring 04 for consideration.  Prizes to be announced at a later date.




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Justin

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Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.



On 21.02.2012 06:44, max victory wrote:

Run Gnomio run,

back to your holes in the ground,

for if you linger up above,

you'll get an arrow on your behind!



But watch your back too, for I hear,

That trolls like gnome stew,

and if you're caught by a pirate its surely the galleys for you!



So Run Gnomio run,

back to your holes in the ground........