Why is this shit always happening to us ? …………………………………………………………….probably you all know this ?!SHIT HAPPENS
in various world religions
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Taoism: Shit happens.
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Shit happens, so flow with it.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens,
she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with
she-it)
Please this flower and buy our shit.

Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens".
Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen
PROPERLY."

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone.
Shit will happen again to you next time.
Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will
have salvation.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
First, shit was shit.
Then it wasn't.
Now I'm one with Zen, and shit is shit again.

7th Day Adventism:
Shit happens on Saturdays.

Hinduism: I've seen this shit happening before.
This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.
This shit happening IS you.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else!
If shit happens, praise the lord for it.

Presbyterianism:
This shit was bound to happen.

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Episcopalianism:
If shit happens, hold a procession.
It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve
the right wine with it.

Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve
grape juice with it

Lutheranism: Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
Have faith that shit will happen.
If shit happens, don't talk about it.

Anglicanism: It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.

Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Be silent and wait for shit to happen, friend.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die
shit.

Charismatic Catholicism:
Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love
you anyway.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen just before closing the
deal?

Conservative Judaism:
Why does shit always happen to US?

Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?
Shit happens to whom it may concern.

Orthodox Judaism:
So shit happens, already!

Islam: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.

Sunni Islam: If it happens to be shit, it's Allah's will and you'd
better submit!
Shiite happens.

Shi'ite Islam: WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIT!
If shit happens, take a hostage.

Nation of Islam:
Don't take no shit!

Bahaism: Why do you keep shitting on us?
Shit happens universally.
All shit is truly shit.

New Age: That's not shit, it's feldspar.
Shit happens, and it happens to smell good.
This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
I create my own shit.
Visualize shit happening...

Wicca: If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
The Goddess makes shit happen.
An it harm none, let shit happen. Sikhism  :  this shit is timeless (akaal)   Von: Mike Hoffman [mailto:mrh(at)panix.com]
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Betreff: Re: DC406: Spring 08 Results And the first "mistake" reports come flowing in! 

The Magicians orders got royally screwed up when I entered them. The Convoys were ordered correctly and should have succeeded.
So the Mags have armies in Tarsis and Ergoth.

No affect to the retreats, so new map with the retreat results.

Mike
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"Sit Long, Talk Much, Laugh Often" -- anon
"Shared Pain is lessened, Shared Joy is increased" --- Spider Robinson


On Tue, Jun 19, 2012 at 8:17 AM, Mike Hoffman <mrh(at)panix.com> wrote:--- Update!!!!  There was one move in question. I received the answer after a short delay, but instead of holding up the results until I get hom eto fix the map, I will release a new map with the Retreats.
---  The move in question (TSC -> Orb) does not affect any positions on the board; it does, however, remove one retreat possibility for F Grissel.
--- So, when looking at the map, remember that TSC is vacant and Orb has a fleet in it.

No time for any interesting (or not-so-interesting) preamble to the Results. It's late, and I'm just hoping I got it all correct. Many Disbands this turn, and several Dislodgements.Dwarves: A Cave of Ordeals --> Tym, or OTBKnights: F CELESTIAL DELTA --> Mist, Ran, Grw, or OTBNomads: A Dragons Teeth Mtns --> Knu, Kha, or OTB               F CRYSTAL LAKE --> Anv, Bar , or OTBPirates: A The High Way --> Pans, Far, or OTBTrolls: F Grissel --> Owl, Bog, or OTB Deadline for Retreats is Tuesday, June 19 at 5 PM. Results for Spring, 08:-----------------------------------Archers: A Prydain - Strawberry Fields (*Fails*)A Brennin - Pendaran WoodA Fionavar Supports A Shady Vale - River Saeren (*Void*)F Kingdom of Hearts - Dragons Teeth MtnsA Spiral Castle Supports F Kingdom of Hearts - Dragons Teeth MtnsA Drynwyn, no move received Dwarves: F Mount Nimro Supports F ALL SAINTS BAY - WEST MIRIANIC OCEAN (*Cut*)F The Neverwood - Travers TownF Land Ho - GULF OF LUHNA Great Glacier - Myth DrannorA Cave of Ordeals - Sorrows End (*Dislodged*)A Khaz Modan - CarpanthaA Yggdrasil - Cave of Ordeals (*Fails*)A Temple of Doom - Hidden GrottoF ALL SAINTS BAY - WEST MIRIANIC OCEAN (*Bounce*)F RUGGED COAST - EAST MIRIANIC OCEAN (*Fails*)F RIFT CANYON - RUGGED COAST (*Fails*)F RESTLESS WATERS Supports F The Neverwood - Travers Town Faeries: A Vinyaya - Strawberry FieldsA To-Gai-Ru - Palmaris (*Fails*)F Grimheim Supports F Gurgi - CELESTIAL DELTAF Gurgi - CELESTIAL DELTAA Walk of Clouds - CoronaA Land of Sweets Supports A Vinyaya - Strawberry FieldsA Ranaar - Acme AcresF TILVA STRAIT - WEST MIRIANIC OCEAN (*Bounce*)F EAST MIRIANIC OCEAN - Mount Nimro (*Fails*)F CHOCOLATE RIVER Supports A Vinyaya - Strawberry Fields Gnomes: A Hundred Acre Wood Supports A Khemri - DanilothA Khemri - DanilothA Newa River Hold Hobbits: F Mordor - Candlekeep (*Fails*)A Rohan - RivendellA Krikkit - Thirsty DesertA Golgafrincham - Lindon (*Bounce*)F Rivendell - The High WayF SEA OF FALLEN STARS Supports F Rivendell - The High Way Knights: A GuTanoth Supports A Paras DervalA Paras Derval Supports A GuTanothA Tumnus Supports F SUNLESS SEA - GrisselA Wing Hove - Heavens Well (*Bounce*)F Arborlon - CRYSTAL LAKEA Sleepy Hollow Supports A Brennin - Pendaran WoodF Ice Reach Supports F Arborlon - CRYSTAL LAKEF Calormen Supports F SUNLESS SEA - GrisselA Shady Vale - Heavens Well (*Bounce*)F MIST MARSH - AslanF CELESTIAL DELTA - SUNLESS SEA (*Dislodged*)F SUNLESS SEA - Grissel Leprechauns: A Skellington Supports A Skullcap - EverglotF Necronomicon Supports A SkellingtonF Merrow - THE MAWF BIKINI BOTTOM - Enchanted IslesF THUNDERHEAD HoldF BABEL BEACH - Lindon (*Bounce*) Magicians: A Everglot - Tarsis (*Disbanded*)F Ansalon - WAY THE HECKA Palmaris - Ergoth (*Fails*)F Istar - Everglot (*Fails*)F RIVER STYX - KrynnF WEST SEA OF SHADOWS Supports A Everglot - TarsisF EAST SEA OF SHADOWS Supports A Palmaris - Ergoth Nomads: A Pendaran Wood - CathalA River Saeren - Fionavar (*Fails*)A Dragons Teeth Mtns Supports A River Saeren - Fionavar (*Dislodged*)F CRYSTAL LAKE Supports A Pendaran Wood - Cathal (*Dislodged*) Ogres: F Auryn - Valley of Lost HonorA Traal - MagratheaA Grendel - CyrissA Devils Canyon - Anhondon PlainF Candlekeep Supports A Nowwhat - Two Towers (*Cut*)F Neverpeak Mtn - Critter CountryA Uhl Belk Supports A Skullcap - EverglotF Powry - Allerleirauh (*Fails*)F Allerleirauh - Fjord (*Fails*)F Cormyr - City of Splendors (*Fails*)A Nowwhat - Two TowersA Camelittle - KahviF THE MAW - BIKINI BOTTOMF RAZORS EDGE - CHURNING REACHF ROARING RAPIDS - RIVER OF THE DAWN Pirates: F Fantastica - EndorA Pans Labyrinth - The NeverwoodF Never Never Land Supports F HIGH SEASA The High Way Hold (*Dislodged*)A Critter Country - Elephant GraveyardA Groves of Academe Supports A Critter Country - Elephant GraveyardF GRIEF REEF Convoys A Camelittle - KahviF HIGH SEAS Convoys A Camelittle - KahviF PIRATE SHOALS Supports A Pans Labyrinth - The Neverwood Trolls: F Grissel Supports F Orboros - SUNLESS SEA (*Dislodged*)A The Silver City - OrborosA Sorrows End - Cave of OrdealsA Troldhaugen Supports A Sorrows End - Cave of OrdealsF Orboros - SUNLESS SEAA Daniloth - Newa River (*Disbanded*)F BEAVERSDAM Supports F Orboros - SUNLESS SEAF THON THALAS Supports A Sorrows End - Cave of Ordeals Undead: A Skullcap - EverglotF SAVAGE SEA - Timberlands ---------
"Sit Long, Talk Much, Laugh Often" -- anon
"Shared Pain is lessened, Shared Joy is increased" --- Spider Robinson