Catalonian Chronicle, 5 July, 1901
*Italian army forced into westward retreat!*
*Marauding anthropoidian kidnapping crisis strikes Mediterranean!*
*Trichotomous whisperings received from across the Continent!*
*Autocratic GM orders weekend build orders!*
Welcome to the sixth edition of your inestimable Catalan Chronicle!
First of all, we have reports of military manoevres from the seven major Powers of our continent:
Austria:
F Albania - Trieste
A Budapest - Vienna (*Bounce*)
A Serbia Supports F Albania - Trieste
England:
F North Sea Convoys A Yorkshire - Belgium
F Norwegian Sea - Norway
A Yorkshire - Belgium
France:
A Gascony - Burgundy
A Marseilles - Spain
F Mid-Atlantic Ocean - Portugal
Germany:
F Denmark - Sweden (*Bounce*)
A Kiel - Holland
A Munich - Ruhr
Italy:
F Ionian Sea - Greece
A Trieste - Vienna (*Dislodged*)
F Tyrrhenian Sea - Tunis
Russia:
A Galicia - Rumania
F Gulf of Bothnia - Sweden (*Bounce*)
F Sevastopol - Black Sea (*Bounce*)
A Ukraine Supports A Galicia - Rumania
Turkey:
F Ankara - Black Sea (*Bounce*)
A Armenia - Sevastopol (*Fails*)
A Bulgaria Hold
Which all means that we have a retreat:
Italian A Trieste can retreat to Tyrolia or Venice.
...and builds:
Austria: Supp 4 Unit 3 Build 1
England: Supp 5 Unit 3 Build 2
France: Supp 5 Unit 3 Build 2
Germany: Supp 5 Unit 3 Build 2
Italy: Supp 5 Unit 3 Build 2
Russia: Supp 5 Unit 4 Build 1
Turkey: Supp 4 Unit 3 Build 1
I'd like to try to get this game back onto schedule, with the Spring 02 moves due on Monday evening at 2000GMT. Given this is a Gunboat game I'm hoping that is OK with everyone. If anyone has any major issues then tell me and I'll think again, but otherwise I'd like to make the deadline for the retreats, builds and weekend press 2000GMT tomorrow, Saturday 15 June.
Don't forget, you can make your build(s) conditional upon Italy's retreat, if you so wish.
We also have lots of news and views from YOUR continent in this, your latest issue:
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France to England: happy to work together. Build a fleet, nth - hel, fleet - nth and we're on our way to taking out Germany
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England, England, England. An England/France alliance is typically a problem long term, but given Germany's aggressive attempts to grab my vineyards in Burgundy, I'm happy to work with you to rid Europe of German aggression for once and for all. Throw your fleets against Germany and I'll throw my armies his way.
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Germany, Germany, Germany. A German/French alliance needs you to stay out of Burgundy. Build a fleet this winter to show your good intentions and i'm all yours. Together we'll get the English drinking fine Bordeuax reds and quaffing good German beer.
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Russia to Austria and/or Italy - Shall we form one of those anti-Turkish deals where we gang up on him because it just makes so much long term sense?
Russia to German - Thanks for letting me into Sweden. You did right?
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France, France, France. Despite your designs on Iberia I know better. That fleet is headed for the Mediterranean and when your back is turned, you'll be stabbed by Germany or I. Keep the fleet in Portugal and we can work on Germany.
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Russia, Russia, Russia. Thank you so much for giving me free rein in the north. Germany will betray you, that much is known. Watch out for the fleet build in Kiel, and he'll have you out of Sweden by next Fall. I may even help him.
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PIRATES!! PIRATES!!!
Yes, fellow citizens of Europe, you've heard this Roving Reporter correctly!
Terrible news for the European continent! Pirates from the dark continent have succeeded in crossing the Med, landing several gorilla troops on shore, and made off with not one, but *TWO* world leaders in the past 48 hours!
That is not a typo! *TWO* world leaders, kidnapped by *GORILLA* troops! Armed guards report, in both cases, baby chimps were lying in the road in front of the motorcades. When the cars stopped, they were besieged by 3 silverbacks and several female and male gorillas! Guards and civilians were knocked aside, pure focus made on only the leaders. No injuries were sustained by anyone involved.
"It was as if they were programmed to go for a specific target", said one bystander of the apes actions. "They were purposely hitting people with closed hands, or just shoving them aside. They grabbed the President, wrapped him in vines, and carried him away".
Spotter planes reported losing the gorillas in the trees, but discovered later that they made their way to the coast. All gorillas were rounded up, accounted for, and sent to zoos in the United States.
Unfortunately, there were no signs of the missing leaders. Rescue teams are combing the forests, hillsides, beaches, and towns. They are also calling on the general public to assist in this Continental crisis! If you happen to discover a writhing bundle of vines, call the authorities immediately!
Future News will be revealed as it is discovered, or made up if sales volume decreases.
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Austria, Austria, Austria. I see you're in a bad way. I'll see if I can spare an army to help you out against the deceitful Italian. Your friend Germany will come to the rescue!
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Italy, Italy, Italy. Oh Italy. Dearest Italy. You get two fleets and you think you can rule the world. Well, France and I are on to you. Fleet builds are coming to challenge your Mediterranean naval dominance. You won't have it that easy.
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Russia to Austria: No prob on Gal. As you can see Im good to go with a AR alliance. I can Support A Ser - Bul in Spring 1902. Please verify this weekend.
Russia to England: Assuming I'm blocked out of Swe and there's a Fleet in Nwy, can you support F GoB - Swe in Spring 1902?
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Turkey. Tur-key. Turrrrrkey. We're coming to get you. Don't trust the Russian. Russia never gives up the Black Sea lightly...
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This concludes our latest edition of the Catalan Chronicle, we hope you've enjoyed reading it. Please do send in your news stories, thoughts, dreams, ambitions, and reviews, however mendacious, for us all to enjoy.
You have one retreat, builds press deadline (tomorrow, 2000GMT) before the Spring 02 moves and press are due Monday 17 May, 2000GMT.
Jerome (Editor)
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