Welcome Sir Nick!
Let us Rogues tend to your queries about the situation. Perhaps our knowledge can be your salvation… or our information can be your guidance… or your centers can be our centers. Sound fair?
The Knights are a lovely bunch. Lead them well. The black is a bit unflattering so if you could work on that you’re golden.
The Trolls… Well if you pay their toll… they’ll let you go under their bridge. And they make breakfast in the morning.
The Archers… Led by a beautiful princess - who’da thunk… All those movies Robin Hood played by a man. So Shakespearian.
The Dwarves… Watch out, they’ll steal your gnomes.
The Pirates… Big fans of speaking without conjunctions and conjugated verbs but if you say Aaar you might get a swig o rum as you walk the plank
The Ogres… A cheerful bunch that like to cuddle by the fire with a good book and a hot totty.
The Wizards… Hang out in purple nightgowns and carry a big stick. You figure them out.
The Leprechauns… What else can we say. Easy women. And Nacho-Fridays. Woohoo!
The Undead… Led by none other than the Evil Queen of Death herself, rumored to have devoured the previous noble undead lord, swallowed him whole, regurgitated his remains, then bore form his decomposing carcass the larvae to feed her armada. (her troops never get tired of joking that “there’s a little of him in all of us”
The Faeries… Typical do-gooders. They provide godmothers and godfathers to orphaned godchildren.
The Elves… Huh? Garry’s still alive?
The Gnomes… No longer around. Allegedly stolen by the Dwarves and kept underground to remind them of the days when Dwarves would frolick in the sunshine.
Hope this helps,
Guildmaster Mike
Leader of the Immensely Secret Rogue Clans of the Tri-Continental Haven world and its subsidiaries.
Now, on the web, at
www.supportequalityforrogues.com
"We’ll be there for you”
From: Nick Higgins [mailto:congressofvienna1814(at)yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, July 10, 2009 8:32 PM
To: Former Trout (contact); Garry Bledsoe; Jason K; Mark Smith; Matt Kremer; Matthew Kelly; Max Victory; Michael Penner; Michael Sims; Mike Hoffman; Nathan Deily; Pauly Shore; Rachael Jameson; Rob Bristol; Steve Caponigri; Suzanne Castagne; Warren Fleming
Subject: Re: DC224 Revised Player List
This is Sir Nick, the new leader of the Knights. I don't seem to have any friends on the map, so that will make me especially receptive to any offers. It's difficult to discern the structure of alliances on the map, so please feel free to regale/deceive me with your view of the situation.
Sir Nick
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Nick Higgins
Congress of Vienna variant website:
http://1814congressofvienna.tripod.com