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Subject:< DC 224 Slaughter of Joke-Time - Spring 11 - Stop Me If You've Heard This One >
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Author:former.trout
Posted:Sep 23, 2009 at 11:21 pm
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So a Troll and a Rogue were walking through the woods.  The Troll barked out "Watch out for that knife!"  The Rogues ears pricked up and he asked "Where?!"  Then the Troll buried a knife in the Rogue's back...

Ah yes.  So funny.  Almost as good as that one about the tiny elf chasing the giant Ogre around Gelfling...  =P

Changes are afoot - that's for sure.  Guess the Fall turn will tell who is in the hot-pants now...  Two retreats are needed - one each from the Faeries and the Pirates.  (Sadly, talk like a Pirate Day didn't seem to be celebrated by this crowd...)  Deadline for Summer 11 will be set for Friday, Sept. 25th (11:59 PM GMT).

Please let me know if you spot any errors.  I make em, you need to catch em.  Dats how it works. 

Cheers!

Don't Quit Your Day Job Trout

Movement results for Spring of 11.  (DC 224 11 SPR)

Archers: F Loxley Supports A Duloc - Llyr.
Archers: A Duloc - Llyr.
Archers: A Myth Drannor - Ivory Tower (*Bounce*).
Archers: A Westmark - Prydain (*Bounce*).
Archers: F Drynwyn Supports A Westmark - Prydain.
Archers: F Cliffs Of Insanity - Myth Drannor (*Fails*).

Dwarves: A Mt Nimro - Pwyll.
Dwarves: F Great Glacier Supports A Mt Nimro - Pwyll.
Dwarves: A Dragon Coast - Zhentil Keep (*Bounce*).
Dwarves: F Churning Reach Convoys A Mt Nimro - Pwyll.

Elves: A Garthim - Gelfling.
Elves: A Waterdeep - Valley Of Lost Honor.
Elves: F Adder - Cormyr.
Elves: F River Of Dawn - Waterdeep.

Faeries: F Llyr - Cliffs Of Insanity (*Dislodged*).
Faeries: A Kingdom Of Hearts Supports A Strawberry Fields - Prydain.
Faeries: A Spiral Castle Supports A Kingdom Of Hearts.
Faeries: F Land Of Sweets - Shady Vale (*Fails*).
Faeries: A River Saeren - Paras Derval (*Fails*).
Faeries: A Strawberry Fields - Prydain (*Bounce*).
Faeries: A Port Ghaast - Ivory Tower (*Bounce*).
Faeries: F East Mirianic Ocean - Mt Nimro.
Faeries: F North Mirianic Ocean - Rugged Coast.

Knights: A Paras Derval Supports A Wing Hove - Heavens Well (*Cut*).
Knights: A Brennin Supports A Paras Derval.
Knights: A Wing Hove - Heavens Well.
Knights: A Arborlon Supports A Grimpen Ward.
Knights: A Grimpen Ward Supports A Shady Vale.
Knights: F Cathal Hold.
Knights: A Shady Vale Supports A Grimpen Ward (*Cut*).
Knights: F Crystal Lake Hold.

Ogres: A Lubrick - Knockshegowna.
Ogres: F Horborixen - Fafhrd.
Ogres: F Lankhmar - Three River Lake.
Ogres: F Fjord - Babel Beach.
Ogres: A Whoville - Hoarluk.
Ogres: A Krikkit - Two Towers (*Fails*).
Ogres: A Two Towers - Candlekeep (*Bounce*).
Ogres: A The Old Gristmill - Pwyll (*Fails*).
Ogres: A Hoarluk - Twisted Tunnels.
Ogres: A Thirsty Desert Supports A Krikkit - Two Towers (*Fails*).
Ogres: A The Wilderland - Nowwhat.
Ogres: A Nowwhat - Venatori Umbrarum.
Ogres: A Silvanesti - Zhentil Keep (*Bounce*).
Ogres: A Caverns Of The Snow Witch - Hollow Earth.
Ogres: A Venatori Umbrarum - Temple Of Doom.
Ogres: F Thunderhead Hold.
Ogres: F Roaring Rapids Convoys A Garthim - Dragon Coast (*Void*).

Pirates: A Mordor - Candlekeep (*Bounce*).
Pirates: A Rohan - Mordor (*Fails*).
Pirates: F Lindon - Sea Of Fallen Stars (*Bounce*).
Pirates: A Fantastica Supports A Critter Country - Maze Of Regrets.
Pirates: F Land Ho - Gulf of Lhun.
Pirates: A Traverse Town Supports A Fantastica.
Pirates: F Slightly Gulch - Camelittle.
Pirates: F Rivendell - The High Way (*Bounce*).
Pirates: A Critter Country - Maze Of Regrets.
Pirates: F Restless Waters - Rift Canyon (*Dislodged*).
Pirates: F Gulf of Lhun - Baldurs Gate.

Rogues: A Anvard - Cathal (*Fails*).
Rogues: F Grimheim - Celestial Delta.
Rogues: A The Silver City - Orboros.
Rogues: F Archenland Supports F Aslan.
Rogues: A Telmar - Calormen.
Rogues: F Troldhaugen - Trog (*Bounce*).
Rogues: F Dargaard Keep - Palmaris (*Fails*).
Rogues: A Gwynir - Eridu.
Rogues: F The Julianthes Supports F West Mirianic Ocean - Zeboims Deep.
Rogues: A Spirit Pond Hold.
Rogues: F Aslan Supports A Dancing Lawn - Anvard (*Fails*).
Rogues: A Dancing Lawn - Anvard (*Fails*).
Rogues: F Walk Of Clouds - West Mirianic Ocean.
Rogues: A Palmaris - Istar (*Fails*).
Rogues: F Timber Lands Supports A Palmaris - Istar.
Rogues: F Necronomicon - Thunderhead (*Fails*).
Rogues: F Mist Marsh Supports F Aslan.
Rogues: F West Mirianic Ocean - Zeboims Deep.

Trolls: A Undermountain - Diamond Mines.
Trolls: F Newa River - Hundred Acre Wood.
Trolls: A Sorrow's End - Pygmy.
Trolls: F Kahvi - High Seas.
Trolls: F Everglot Hold.
Trolls: F Skellington Supports F Everglot.
Trolls: F Enchanted Isles - Sea Of Fallen Stars (*Bounce*).
Trolls: F Never Never Land - The High Way (*Bounce*).
Trolls: A Cave Of Ordeals, no move received.
Trolls: A Sable's Swamp - Ergoth.
Trolls: A Daniloth - Sleepy Hollow.
Trolls: A Tymwyvenne - Cave Of Ordeals (*Fails*).
Trolls: A Ancient Necropolis - Undermountain.
Trolls: F Thon-Thalas - Trog (*Bounce*).
Trolls: F High Seas - Mermaids Lagoon.
Trolls: F The Maw Supports F Thunderhead - Necronomicon (*Void*).
Trolls: F East Sea Of Shadows - Dargaard Keep (*Fails*).

Undead: A Skullcap Supports F Istar - Everglot.
Undead: F Terabithia, no move received.
Undead: F Istar - Everglot (*Fails*).
Undead: F Uhl Belk Supports A Skullcap.
Undead: F Savage Sea Supports F Terabithia.

Wizards: F Rift Canyon Supports F Razors Edge - Restless Waters.
Wizards: F Razors Edge - Restless Waters.

The following units were dislodged:

Fairy F Llyr can retreat to Endor or Horned Bay.
Pirate F Restless Waters can retreat to Pirate Shoals or Land Ho.

Unit locations:

Archers:     A Llyr, F Loxley, A Myth Drannor, A Westmark, F Drynwyn, F Cliffs
             Of Insanity.
Dwarves:     F Great Glacier, A Dragon Coast, A Pwyll, F Churning Reach.
Elves:       A Gelfling, F Waterdeep, F Cormyr, A Valley Of Lost Honor.
Faeries:     F Llyr, F Mt Nimro, A Kingdom Of Hearts, A Spiral Castle, F Land
             Of Sweets, A River Saeren, A Strawberry Fields, A Port Ghaast, F
             Rugged Coast.
Knights:     A Paras Derval, A Brennin, A Arborlon, A Grimpen Ward, F Cathal, A
             Heavens Well, A Shady Vale, F Crystal Lake.
Ogres:       A Knockshegowna, F Fafhrd, A Krikkit, A Two Towers, A The Old
             Gristmill, A Hoarluk, A Thirsty Desert, A Nowwhat, A Silvanesti, A
             Twisted Tunnels, A Hollow Earth, A Venatori Umbrarum, A Temple Of
             Doom, F Thunderhead, F Roaring Rapids, F Three River Lake, F Babel
             Beach.
Pirates:     A Mordor, A Rohan, F Lindon, A Fantastica, F Baldurs Gate, A
             Traverse Town, F Rivendell, F Camelittle, A Maze Of Regrets, F
             Restless Waters, F Gulf of Lhun.
Rogues:      A Anvard, F Archenland, F Troldhaugen, A Orboros, F Dargaard Keep,
             F The Julianthes, A Spirit Pond, F Aslan, A Dancing Lawn, A
             Calormen, A Palmaris, F Timber Lands, F Necronomicon, A Eridu, F
             Mist Marsh, F Celestial Delta, F Zeboims Deep, F West Mirianic
             Ocean.
Trolls:      A Undermountain, F Hundred Acre Wood, A Ergoth, F Everglot, F
             Skellington, F Enchanted Isles, F Never Never Land, A Sleepy
             Hollow, A Cave Of Ordeals, A Pygmy, A Tymwyvenne, A Diamond Mines,
             F Thon-Thalas, F High Seas, F Mermaids Lagoon, F The Maw, F East
             Sea Of Shadows.
Undead:      A Skullcap, F Terabithia, F Istar, F Uhl Belk, F Savage Sea.
Wizards:     F Rift Canyon, F Restless Waters.

Ownership of supply centers:

Archers:     Loxley, Prydain, Duloc, Avalon, Ivory Tower, Myth Drannor.
Dwarves:     Mt Nimro, Carpantha, Great Glacier, Zhentil Keep.
Elves:       Garthim, Waterdeep, Faerun, City Of Splendors.
Faeries:     Llyr, Vinyaya, Oz, Ella, Kingdom Of Hearts, Spiral Castle, Land Of
             Sweets, Gurgi, Gumdrop Isle.
Knights:     Gu'Tanoth, Paras Derval, Brennin, Wing Hove, Arborlon, Grimpen
             Ward, Cathal, Icereach.
Ogres:       Gelfling, Prekkandorran Heights, Knockshegowna, Lubrick, Auryn,
             Horborixen, Nehwon, Lankhmar, Traal, Magrathea, Fjord, Fafhrd,
             Whoville, Devils Canyon, Forbidden City, Krikkit, Two Towers, The
             Old Gristmill.
Pirates:     Mordor, Rohan, Lindon, Fantastica, Riku, The Neverwood, Pans
             Labyrinth, Land Ho, Traverse Town, Slightly Gulch, Neverpeak
             Mountain.
Rogues:      Anvard, Tumnus, Grissel, To-Gai-Ru, Grimheim, The Silver City,
             Ashan, Archenland, Telmar, Troldhaugen, Orboros, Dargaard Keep,
             Corona, Gwynir, Sleepy Hollow, Dimmsdale, The Julianthes, Spirit
             Pond.
Trolls:      Undermountain, Hundred Acre Wood, Khemri, Newa River, Tarsis,
             Ergoth, Krynn, Sorrow's End, Niflheim, Kahvi, Everglot,
             Skellington, Grendel, Cyriss, Ansalon, Enchanted Isles, Never
             Never Land.
Undead:      Gollerus, Skullcap, Tuatha, Caer, Terabithia.
Wizards:     Baldurs Gate, Candlekeep.

Archers:      6 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   6 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Barbarians:   0 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   0 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Centaurs:     0 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   0 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Dwarves:      4 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   4 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Elves:        4 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   4 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Faeries:      9 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   9 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Gnomes:       0 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   0 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Hobbits:      0 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   0 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Knights:      8 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   8 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Leprechauns:  0 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   0 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Magicians:    0 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   0 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Nomads:       0 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   0 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Ogres:       18 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),  17 Units:  Builds   1 unit.
Pirates:     11 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),  11 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Rogues:      18 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),  18 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Samurai:      0 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   0 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Trolls:      17 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),  17 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Undead:       5 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   5 Units:  Builds   0 units.
Wizards:      2 Supply centers ( 0 blocked),   2 Units:  Builds   0 units.


NEXT DEADLINE:  SUMMER 11 RETREATS DUE FRIDAY, SEPT. 25TH (11:59 PM GMT!!)

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