Mass media not being my forte, Dulceria hires one of those dudes with
the planes with the signs behind them to fly this notice over all of
Europe:
Plane 1: "I am deeply saddened to report that once
again, friendly diplomatic channels have broken down. I tend not to be
so trusting so soon after meeting a new world leader, but I must admit, I
didn't think that anyone could be so foolish as to attack me from such a
poor position. Man this sign is getting long. That all being said,
I'd just like to let all of Europe know that the horrid green blobs
polluting your maps will be gone as soon as humanly possible.
Communications will be readable without protective eyewear. Dystopia
will be a safe place (for your eyeballs) again very soon."
Plane 2: "For all your sign needs, call 314-324-3556."
--Phil
On Thu, Oct 21, 2010 at 8:29 AM, Adam Martin-Schwarze <smegdwarf(at)yahoo.com> wrote:
Fall 1901 will be due next Wednesday, October 27th at 3:00 CST (20:00 GMT).
Itea retreats fleets to Denmark and Norwegian Sea. Itea offers the follow announcement:
"Here is a brief history of Itea:
In 1874, Loki Falcon led a rebellion against the Christian leaders in Scandinavia. In their place, he created a atheist democratic nation, with the people electing him as their first president. The new nation quickly grew, 'liberating' Kiel and London. In 1887, Sweden was captured by the Were-hamsters from the east, making the Itean people nervous. In spring 1901, war broke out, and the Iteans recaptured Sweden, but lost Norway to the Were-Hamsters, and Kiel to the lying bastards of Hembria.
(I didn't post this earlier because I didn't want to make enemies to early, and so I could have the latest updates in my history books)
--Loki Falcon, President of Itea"