Note: Make sure you read my EOG First to make sense of this!!!

My Message to England.... which failed.

*dark, dreary scenes of depressed people*

"Have you reached the end of your possible expansion?

"Is a 3-way alliances just not as much 'fun' as it once was?

"Do you long for something more?"

*Triumphant music builds, scenes of joy and success blossom onscreen*

"Then this message is for *YOU*" (add reverb on "you"

"The Turkish people know what you feel. And they know you deserve better! No longer will you be bound by those dull, boring 3-way alliance ways. Instead, with the Turkey AllianceTM, you will succeed beyond your wildest dreams! While Germany is caught in the heartland of austria, England ships will sail happily into the north Sea and norway, in anticipation for an attack next year, while sweden taunts Denmark with true english wit! But the best part is, you take Warsaw and build an army in the winter! The options are near LIMITLESS" (limitless in reverb).

"You win in this deal because you get additional supply centers, and I get a second lease on life! Also, once Germany is crippled, and I finish off Italy and Russia, then we take France together, and you get a 2-way draw, and even the better odds of the SOLO!" ("solo" in reverb and onscreen in big flashing letters).

"The Turkey AllianceTM is available at no cost to you! We believe in our product so much we don't HAVE to charge for it! We know our clients are so satisfied witht eh Turkey AllianceTM that they willing recognize the importance of giving Austrian, Balkan, and Italian centers to the Sultan. The best part is, it's like paying with someone else's credit card! There's NO cost to you! Listen to a few testimonies of real people who've tried the Turkey AllianceTM!"

Fashionable woman in mansion, stroking white, fluffy cat: "Dahling, the Turkey AllianceTM changed mah life! I used to be a poor girl in Rome, but now, thanks to the Turkey AllianceTM, I own 18 supply centers! Thank you, Turkish AllianceTM!"

Well groomed professional Businessman: "Before I used the Turkey AllianceTM, I was down on my luck. All my openings for more centers were closed off to me. The only way to get more was with my allies, but how could I take them on by myself? Then I saw an ad for the Turkey AllianceTM, and I called right away. Now I'm part of a successful 2 Way Draw that got me the job I've always wanted!"

Stylish College-age guy: "I'm just starting off in life, but I know it's important to get a good start early. That's why I called Turkey AllianceTM, they have the opportunities to help a young fledgling dictator like myself make a place for himself in the world. I'm already on my 12th supply center, and I'm not even out of college yet!"

"Don't let the oppotunity of a lifetime pass you by! Order your very own Turkey AllianceTM TODAY!" ('today' in reverb, and end with eye-catching explosion with a cut to black.)