I am fairly certain that super-sized Dwarves were outlawed back around the time that super-sized fries suffered the same fate.  Rumor has it that Ogres, who are prone to eat all armies irrespective of size, would consume the super sized Dwarves.  The ramifications thereof would then be blamed on the plus-sized Dwarves themselves, not the lack of self-restraint or responsibility to select appropriately sized meals by the consuming Ogres.  This lead to wide-spread obesity among Ogres, as well as super-sized hairballs (darn those bearded women).  It is only in recent times that Ogre communities have evolved to a point where Ogres are now selective once again about their meal choices, typically selecting a lighter, fluffier Faerie or Gnome.



From: Jeff Hall [mailto:hall.jeff(at)gmail.com]
Sent: Wed 10/10/2012 10:04 AM
Subject: Re: DC406: Fall 12 Results!



Hey. Easy on the dwarf jokes. Our bearded women don't complain!
On Oct 10, 2012 11:01 AM, "Mike Hoffman" <mrh(at)panix.com> wrote:

"super army"?  Or maybe, just a "regular-sized" army.




On Wed, Oct 10, 2012 at 6:13 AM, Jeff Hall <hall.jeff(at)gmail.com> wrote:


Can both armies retreat to Fio thereby creating some sort of "super army" dinobot style? Seems reasonable
--robot dwarf king


On Oct 10, 2012 1:24 AM, "Mike Hoffman" <mrh(at)panix.com> wrote:

Hi All,
Y'all have got me confused with this turn. So many twists, so many seeming stabs and yet, not all available stabs were taken.
Not a lot of commentary -- you probably read my EOG from my Haven game and I'm still a little weary from it.
So let's just get to the Results.


One funny little turn of a move needs some explanation.  The Knights ordered A Shady -> Sweets, F Cel C Shady -> Sweets, Gurgi S Shady -> Sweets.
Well, the convoy was disrupted by the dislodgement of Celestial. However, the army can move directly to Sweets, and with support, the move succeeds.
The original rulebook says all unit moves must be fully written, but later revisions allow for multi-route convoys as well as "convoy or not" if that is an option. 
Personally, I'm a purist and like the original rule, but times change and RealWorld is written with updated rules.


A few retreats are necessary.
Adjustments for Fall 12. Deadline is Wednesday, 10/10
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Dwarves: F Dargaard Keep -> Ken, or OTB

              A Dragons Teeth Mtns -> Fion, or OTB
              A Land of Sweets -> Fion, or OTB



Knights:F CELESTIAL DELTA -> Mist, Grimpen, Shady, or OTB



Pirates: A Critter Country -> Ele, or OTB




Results for Fall 12:

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Dwarves: 
F Loxley Supports F HORNED BAY - Prydain
F Vinyaya Supports F CHOCOLATE RIVER - Strawberry Fields
F Grimheim Supports F Ranaar - CELESTIAL DELTA
F Ashan - The Silver city
F Dargaard Keep - EAST SEA OF SHADOWS (*Dislodged*)
F Travers Town - RIFT CANYON
F Duloc Supports A Neverpeak Mtn - Critter Country
A Cave of Ordeals - Newa River (*Fails*)
A Pygmy Supports F Ashan - The Silver city
A Walk of Clouds - Ashan
A Dragons Teeth Mtns - River Saeren (*Dislodged*)
A Land of Sweets - Gurgi (*Dislodged*)
A Daisy Meadows - Acme Acres
A Cliffs of Insanity - Llyr
A Tymwyvenne - Cave of Ordeals (*Fails*)
A Knurremurre - Tymwyvenne (*Fails*)
A Carpantha - Khaz Modan
A Ancient Necropolis - Yggdrasil
F TILVA STRAIT - BEAVERSDAM (*Fails*)
F HIGH SEAS Convoys A Rohan - Grendel
F WEST MIRIANIC OCEAN - Walk of Clouds
F EAST MIRIANIC OCEAN - NORTH MIRIANIC OCEAN
F CHOCOLATE RIVER - Strawberry Fields
F RUGGED COAST - HORNED BAY
F HORNED BAY - Prydain


Faeries: 
A Corona Supports F EAST SEA OF SHADOWS - Dargaard Keep (*Cut*)
F POOL OF RADIANCE Supports F EAST SEA OF SHADOWS - Dargaard Keep


Gnomes: 
A Avalon - Hundred Acre Wood (*Fails*)
A Drynwyn - Andarien Plain


Knights: 
A Hundred Acre Wood Supports A Starkadh - Drynwyn (*Cut*)
A Khemri - Daniloth
F Newa River, no move received
A Wing Hove - Heavens Well
A Fionavar - River Saeren
A Telmar - Grissel
F Troldhaugen Supports F Abby Normal - THON THALAS
F Orboros Supports F BEAVERSDAM - The Silver city
A Starkadh - Drynwyn
A Ice Reach Hold
A Kingdom of Hearts Supports A Fionavar - River Saeren
A Spiral Castle Supports A Strawberry Fields - Dragons Teeth Mtns
F Gurgi Supports A Shady Vale - Land of Sweets
A Shady Vale - Land of Sweets
F CRYSTAL LAKE Supports A Ice Reach
F CELESTIAL DELTA Convoys A Shady Vale - Land of Sweets (*Dislodged*)
F SUNLESS SEA Convoys A Telmar - Grissel
F BEAVERSDAM - The Silver city (*Fails*)
F TROG BOG Supports F Troldhaugen


Leprechauns: 
A Uuno - Horborixen (*Bounce*)


Magicians: 
A Ergoth - Cyriss
A Lost Woods Supports F EAST SEA OF SHADOWS - Dargaard Keep
F WEST SEA OF SHADOWS - Tarsis
F EAST SEA OF SHADOWS - Dargaard Keep


Ogres: 
A Rohan - Grendel
F Lubrick - Tuatha
A Fitzgibbon - Lubrick
F Lankhmar - THREE RIVER LAKE
A Pans Labyrinth - Parce Pass
A Fjord - Golgafrincham
A Niflheim Supports F THON THALAS - Sorrows End
A Everglot, no move received
A Fafhrd - Horborixen (*Bounce*)
A Devils Canyon - Nehwon
A Neverpeak Mtn - Critter Country
A Moominvalley Supports F Ashan - The Silver city
F Ithin'Carthia(wc) Supports F RIVER STYX - Krynn
A Merrow - Necronomicon
A Sinking Shore - Horborixen (*Bounce*)
A Powry - Whoville
F Heresh - Allerleirauh
A Nowwhat - Venatori Umbrarum
F Maze of Regrets Supports A Neverpeak Mtn - Critter Country
F Groves of Academe Supports A Cave of Ordeals - Newa River
F Ranaar - CELESTIAL DELTA
A Venatori Umbrarum - Neverpeak Mtn
F THON THALAS - Sorrows End
F MERMAIDS LAGOON - Riku
F WAY THE HECK Convoys A Rohan - Grendel
F THE MAW - RIVER STYX
F RIVER STYX - Krynn
F SAVAGE SEA - Timberlands
F GULF OF LUHN - PIRATE SHOALS
F ROARING RAPIDS - RIVER OF THE DAWN
F THREE RIVER LAKE - Gelfling
F SEA OF FALLEN STARS Convoys A Rohan - Grendel


Pirates: 
A Slightly Gulch Supports A Critter Country - Neverpeak Mtn
F Abby Normal - THON THALAS
A Critter Country - Neverpeak Mtn (*Dislodged*)
A Strawberry Fields - Dragons Teeth Mtns
F GRIEF REEF Supports F Newa River


Undead: 
A Skellington Supports A Everglot
A Palmaris - Corona (*Fails*)
F Istar Supports F Dargaard Keep - EAST SEA OF SHADOWS




Thanks,
Mike
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