Schwitzer Gazette
Reports have come in that the Russian fleet has returned to port due to three square holes having appeared in every ships side. Four holes are reported in each French ship, but a swift application of cheeses has allowed for the fleets to remain at sea temporarily. All Turkish fleets have already sunk, but seem active despite this.
Simultaneously, Austrian refugees are reporting that the Italian forces, emulating Hannibal, have crossed the mountains on green elephants : most such eye-witnesses have been arrested.
On the French front, giant blue gorillas have been fighting German armies with seemingly endless ammunition. Nothing interesting at all has occurred to the English.
Best to assume all Europe outside of Switzerland has gone mad.
Map:
http://www.geocities.com/dawench2/23104Spring.gif
Deadline:
Fall '04 is due Thursday Feb 5th 8 AM CST (GMT -6) 1400 GMT
Orders and Results:
Austria:
A Albania - Serbia
A Rumania Supports A Albania - Serbia
England:
F English Channel - Wales
F Liverpool - Clyde
A Norway - Sweden (*Disbanded*)
F Skagerrak Supports A Norway - Sweden
France:
A Brest - Paris
A Gascony - Marseilles
F Mid-Atlantic Ocean - English Channel
F North Atlantic Ocean - Norwegian Sea
A Picardy Supports A Brest - Paris (*Cut*)
Germany:
A Belgium - Picardy (*Fails*)
A Burgundy - Gascony
F Denmark - North Sea
A Kiel - Denmark
A Munich - Burgundy
A Ruhr - Holland
Italy:
F Apulia - Adriatic Sea
F Ionian Sea Supports A Trieste - Albania
F Naples Supports F Ionian Sea
A Trieste - Albania
A Tyrolia - Trieste
A Vienna Supports A Tyrolia - Trieste
Russia:
A Budapest - Galicia
A Finland Supports F Sweden - Norway
F Sevastopol Hold
F St Petersburg(nc) Supports F Sweden - Norway
F Sweden - Norway
A Ukraine Supports F Sevastopol
Turkey:
F Aegean Sea Supports F Greece
F Black Sea Supports A Rumania
A Bulgaria Supports A Rumania
A Constantinople - Ankara
F Greece Supports F Aegean Sea
Forced Disband:
English A Norway has no retreats, disbanded.
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