'Your poetry is REALLY bad'
The players said, all very mad
'Our ears have bled,
Brain cells gone dead -
Please stop it now you heartless cad!!'
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And how could I refuse a request like that? Yes, the DIAS draw passes with five enthusiastic votes and peace falls on the European continent once more. For the sake of things, I ran through the Fall 1913 adjudication but it changes little and the board remains dead-locked. Therefore, this game is one for the books. My thanks and congratulations to all you players for playing this one out to the bitter end. It was a hard-fought one, that's for sure. End-of-game statements are, of course, very welcome.
For the record, for all of you folks who watched what I did, shrugged their shoulders and said 'Meh, I could do that,' then have I got an offer for you.. Diplomaticcorp is currently looking for GM's to step up and put me in my place. Whether you have lots of experience, or have never GM'd a single game, we'd love to have you. If you're interested (and I *know* you are) just drop me, Sims or Penger a line...
Once again, my hearty congratulations to you guys for the draw. Thanks for putting up with all the horrendous poetry with nary a protest.. =)
Cheers!
Trout
DC-116 Vogon's Revenge A Standard Game Game Started:
Current Turn: Fall 1913
GAME RESULT: 1913 DIAS (England, Russia, Turkey, Italy, Austria)
The Rowdy Cast
Austria: Doug Colex dcolex1(at)netzero.net ([email]dcolex1(at)netzero.net[/email]) England: Jason K. Githraine(at)yahoo.com ([email]Githraine(at)yahoo.com[/email]) France: Dem Young demjyoung(at)yahoo.com ([email]demjyoung(at)yahoo.com[/email]) Germany: Mikael Johannsen m_don_j(at)hotmail.com ([email]m_don_j(at)hotmail.com[/email]) Italy: Neil Smark smark6(at)ozemail.com.au ([email]smark6(at)ozemail.com.au[/email]) Russia: Jorge Saralegui jorgesaralegui(at)verizon.net ([email]jorgesaralegui(at)verizon.net[/email]) Turkey: Mike Sims mike(at)southwall.com ([email]mike(at)southwall.com[/email])
Humble GM: Former Trout former.trout(at)gmail.com ([email]former.trout(at)gmail.com[/email])
CURRENT SEASON:
FALL 1913 END-GAME PROPOSAL:
DRAW INCLUDING ALL SURVIVORS - PASSES!!!
FALL 1913 ORDERS:
TURKEY:
F WMS S GOL OK A Tyr Holds OK F ADR-Tri OK A Ser S Bud OK A Bul S Rum OK F Black S Rum OK F Arm-Sev [BOUNCE with SEV 1:1] [GM NOTE: A RUM UNORDERED - HOLDS] OK
AUSTRIA:
a Bud holds OK
ENGLAND:
A Belgium - Picardy OK A Burgundy Supports F Marseilles OK F English Channel Supports F North Atlantic Ocean - Mid-Atlantic Ocean OK A Gascony Supports F Spain(sc) OK F Irish Sea Supports F North Atlantic Ocean - Mid-Atlantic Ocean OK F Marseilles Supports F Spain(sc) [CUT by PIE] F Mid-Atlantic Ocean - Portugal OK F North Atlantic Ocean - Mid-Atlantic Ocean OK F North Sea Hold OK F Spain(sc) Supports F Marseilles OK
ITALY:
Fleet North Africa support Western Mediterranean OK Fleet Gulf of Lyon supports Western Mediterranean OK Army Piedmont – Marseilles [BOUNCE with MAR 1:3] Army Venice Support Tyrolia OK
RUSSIA:
F Swe H OK F StP H OK F Sev H OK A Mos S F Sev OK A Ukr-Rum [BOUNCE with RUM 1:3] A Gal-Bud [BOUNCE with BUD 2:2] A War-Gal [BOUNCE with GAL 1:1] A Vie S A Gal-Bud OK A Boh S A Vie OK A Mun-Tyr [BOUNCE with TYL 1:1]
WINTER 1913 ADJUSTMENTS:
Turkey: No Adjustments Austria: No Adjustments England: BUILDS 1 Italy: No Adjustments Russia: No Adjustments
UNIT / SUPPLY CENTER BREAKDOWN
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TURKEY:
8 Supply Centers - Ank, Con, Smy, Gre, Bul, Ber, Ser, Rum, Tri
4 Armies - Rum, Ser, Tyl, Bul
4 Fleets - Wme, Bla, Tri, Arm
AUSTRIA:
1 Supply Center - Bud
1 Army - Bud
0 Fleets -
ENGLAND: BUILDS 1
11 Supply Centers - Lon, Edi, Bre, Bel, Lvp, Hol, Par, Spa, Nwy, Por, Mar
3 Armies - Bur, Gas, Pic
7 Fleets - Mar, Iri, Por, Spa(sc), Nth, Eng, Mao
ITALY:
4 Supply Centers - Nap, Rom, Tun, Ven
2 Armies - Ven, Pie
2 Fleets - Naf, Gol
RUSSIA:
10 Supply Centers - Mos, War, Sev, Stp, Swe, Kie, Mun, Den, Vie, Ber
7 Armies - Vie, Boh, Gal, War, Ukr, Mos, Mun
3 Fleets - Swe, Sev, Stp(nc)
GERMANY - ELIMINATED 1906
FRANCE - ELIMINATED 1908
GAME RESULT: 1913 DRAW INCLUDING ALL SURVIVORS (Turkey / Russia / England / Austria / Italy)