In a message dated 10/2/2007 1:21:52 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, former.trout(at)gmail.com writes:
"Ach. I am here." A small mountain stepped into the room. The thickly muscled, and even thicker moustached, German was a colossus. Easily seven feet tall, his bulk filled the antechamber. The Kraut shrugged his shoulders and a sound like boulders falling down a hill filled the hall.
"Right then, well that's it for me." The Englishman threw in his towel. "I'm off for a spot of tea. You chaps have fun now. Cheerio."
But the Austrians had been smart enough to send a Jew named David ben Jesse who instantly went for his slingshot.
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