Austria views the wrecked and smoking mass that is 1908 Europe, and asks -
"Can we not find a new path? A path of Five powers and not Seven? A path
where we may all feast on the food of the French, the grain of the Russians,
the... err, souvlaki of the Balkans and Greece, and the ... various
foodstuffs of the many independent sovereignties that we have so recently
begun to properly assimilate into our respective lands?
"Cannot North and South find a balance and recognize the stagnant waste
represented by our current state?
"Cannot we all just get along?
"Austria calls on her cousins in Berlin and far neighbors in London to take
heed, and consider not wasting our collective resources to such a degree.
"And thanks you all."