Catalan Chronicle, 9 July, 1902
*News from across the Continent!*
Welcome to the ninth edition of your incorrigible Catalan Chronicle!
We have some telegraphs from our correspondents for your discerning attention:
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Buona
giornata a voi, amici miei, e mi sembra, i miei nemici. Vorrei
ringraziare i miei gli alleati francesi per onorare la parola. Spero che
i nobili guerrieri di Germania anche scegliere di
ci permettono di liberare il mondo dagli Austriaci. Non nego che gli
austriaci sono il mio nemico e sradicare dal mondo per renderlo un posto
migliore. Ringrazio i miei amici e la morte per i miei nemici!
To those not familiar with the only true language.
Good day to you my friends, and it seems, my foes. I would like to thank my French allies for honoring thier word. I hope that the noble warriors of Germany also choose to allow us to rid the world of the Austrians. I make no bones that the Austrians are my enemy and I will eradicate them from the world to make it a better place.
Thank you my friends and DEATH to my foes!
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England
to Germany: Well, you seem far more interested in going against France,
so let's stop dicking around and get it done. France has no interest
in working with me, so I'll refocus my attacks. We can work out a deal
wherein you take over administration of Belgium in the future, but for
now I'd like to hold onto it.
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Hey, if dat is youse Russia. Did you really tink it was cool to disrespect me like that. I sends my troops to help youse and den youse tell me you ain't gonna help me? Dat is not very nice of youse. Hey Turkey, do youse need a friend? If
you support my navy that is holding in Greece I will be more than happy
to help youse deal with the nasty Austrians and dat ungrateful Russian!
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This concludes our latest edition of the Catalan Chronicle,
we
hope you've enjoyed reading it. Please do send in your news stories,
thoughts, dreams, ambitions, and reviews, however mendacious, for us all
to enjoy.
Next deadline is Autumn 02 moves and press: Monday 24 June 2000GMT.
Jerome (Editor)
