Catalan Chronicle, 18 March, 1904
*GM's titty lip spurs players to action!*
*Italians storm Vienna!*
*Secret telegraph line suspected underneath the Norwegian Sea!*
*Red faces at German army HQ as orders mix-up!*
Welcome to the eighteenth edition of your inscrutable Catalan Chronicle!
I've never seen players respond so quickly to a threat to being replaced from the game. Thanks everyone for getting your moves in. I'm going to attempt to get us back onto the one-game-year-per-week schedule that I promised you at the start of the game, let's see how that goes...
Here's the moves:
Austria:
A Budapest Supports A Rumania - Serbia
A Rumania - Serbia
A Vienna Supports A Budapest (*Dislodged*)
England:
F English Channel - Brest (*Fails*)
F Liverpool - Irish Sea
F Mid-Atlantic Ocean - Spain(sc) (*Bounce*)
F Norway Hold
A Picardy Supports F English Channel - Brest
F St Petersburg(nc) - Barents Sea
France:
F Brest Hold
F Irish Sea - North Atlantic Ocean
A Marseilles - Spain (*Bounce*)
A Paris Supports F Brest
F Western Mediterranean - Tunis
Germany:
A Berlin Hold
A Burgundy Supports A Picardy - Paris (*Void*)
A Gascony Supports A Picardy - Paris (*Void*)
A Munich Supports A Berlin
A Prussia - Livonia (*Bounce*)
F Sweden - Denmark
Italy:
F Adriatic Sea - Trieste
F Albania Supports F Adriatic Sea - Trieste
F Greece, no move received
A Trieste - Vienna
A Tyrolia Supports A Trieste - Vienna
A Venice - Piedmont
Russia:
F Ankara - Constantinople
A Armenia - Smyrna (*Fails*)
F Baltic Sea - Livonia (*Bounce*)
A Bulgaria Supports F Ankara - Constantinople
A Silesia - Warsaw
Turkey:
F Aegean Sea Supports A Constantinople - Smyrna
A Constantinople - Smyrna
One retreat is due. Austrian A Vienna can retreat to Bohemia or Galicia.
The deadline for the retreat, and for any press you would like to send before the autumn moves, is tomorrow 2000GMT - that's Wednesday 17 July.
And here is your Spring press:
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Russia to Austria:
You couldn't even build with that extra SC. It wasn't a matter of survival.
Russia to England: Thanks for your secret email. Yes, I do think it is time to stab Germany.
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Yo! France, lets me gives you some adsvice. Youse happens to be at
a....shall I says a fork in da road. Ifs youse tink dat taking Tunis
der would be a good idear wellll youse needs to retink dat plan. here
is a deal for ya...No I won't says it is a deal dat you can't refuse.
But stay outta my land and I may send some help youse way against dem
Germans. Set foot on my lands and den...fagetaboutit! Youse get me?
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This concludes our latest edition of the Catalan Chronicle,
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Your next deadline is Summer 04, retreat and press on Wednesday 17 July 2000GMT. Autumn 04 moves will be due
2000GMT Thursday 18 July.
Jerome (Editor)