Catalan Chronicle, 12 December, 1902
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New fleet created in Liverpool!*
*Turkey defaults!*
Welcome to the t
welfth edition of your indescribable Catalan Chronicle!
Your adjustments:
England:
Build F Liverpool
Turkey:
Defaults, removing A Ukraine
And some press:
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France to Germany: If anyone's going to make gains in the next
couple of years it's England. Already on 6, likely to be on more in
coming years. repent! repent! repent!
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England to Russia: Sorry mate, with French fleets encroaching and the
Turkish army in Crimea, that's how I thought the game was going. Didn't
realize you and the Sultan had something going on.
England to Germany: Now you might be able to sail into Sweden. Could
that suffice until I'm in a position to make up the future loss of
Belgium?
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Der Kaiser is anticipating a meatballs for waffles trade.Le Roi hopes for Vienna sausage.
The Sultan looks for borscht.
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England to Germany: I'll support you into Belguim in 1904
England to Italy: Can I interest you in Oktoberfest this year?
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Liebniz has a prophecy: Tories partying in Paris in the Fall.
Nietschze has a dream: Bulgars dancing in Cairo.Wittgenstein has a nightmare: Slavs in Munich.
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