Catalan Chronicle, 22 December, 1904
*Lots of armies and fleets raised and disbanded across the Continent!*
Welcome to the twenty-second edition of your insoluble Catalan Chronicle!
Here's your adjustments:
Austria:
Remove A Bohemia
England:
Build F London
Build F Edinburgh
France:
Remove F Tunis
Remove A Marseilles
Germany:
Build A Berlin
Russia:
Build A Sevastopol
Build A Moscow
Turkey:
Remove A Smyrna
And some press:
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Der Kaiser wonders what happened to his telegraphs. Replacements being made.Der Kaiser scratches his head at goodwill to waffles, badly smelling meatballs in return.Der Kaiser says actions and builds are better than words, but fleets in England are kind of hard to figure.
Der Kaiser says, battle on, Austria, battle on.Der Kaiser wonders why French are closest to Ireland but Russia quips about it?
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England
to Germany: Hope you're not too concerned about the Swedish bounce. I
thought it prudent to bounce, and now we can worry about finishing off
the French!
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This concludes our latest edition of the Catalan Chronicle,
we
hope you've enjoyed reading it. Please do send in your news stories,
thoughts, dreams, ambitions, and reviews, however mendacious, for us all
to enjoy.
Your next deadline is a press deadline of Thursday 25 July, 2000GMT, before your next full-season deadline of Spring 05, which will be Monday 29 July 2000GMT.
Jerome (Editor)